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     On Adam The Barber's Mount Rushmore of Hair Product, Goon Grease would be either Roosevelt or Jefferson. Why might you ask? Because they were chiseled out with the best hair!!  Adam The Barber has used Oil Based Goon Grease in his own hair for so long that he has practically sworn off any other pomade brand for his own personal use! Simply put, Goon Grease is The Barber's Hair Grease of Choice.

     Here is the problem: There is no way that Adam The Barber is going to sell oil based product because Adam The Barber hates webinars. If Adam sold oil based product, then Adam would have to hold weekly webinars on how to properly wash the waxy build-up out of hair. It just isn't worth it. Zoom is not that fun!

     Enter the hero product: Lockhart's homage to the O.G. Goon Grease, Water Based Goon Grease!! The same scent profile, the same green hue. The only difference is that Lockhart's mixes all of the goony character into a traditional water based pomade. This stuff works like a thicker version of hair gel; so when applied to towel dried hair this will thin out enough to saturate the hair, but due to the lower ratio of water this will remain a lot more solid and give a maximum amount of styling support until dry. Spiky & Tall like Wayne Static, or "Wet Look" Slick like Gordon Gekko, Water Based Goon Grease can get you ready for your own Rushmore Headshot!!!

Water Based Goon Grease

$23.00Price

3.4Oz.

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